Everyday Things that my Brain Can't Wrap Around

Why all pilots make announcements with so many damn pauses:
Ah folks....currently we're at our cruising altitude of uh 38,000 feet....uh......the weather is uh.....45 and sunny in New York uh....should have you at the gate about uh......twenty-five past the hour

Why some pilots decide that the middle of the night/flight is the appropriate time to announce that over the left wing you can see the _____ (Fill in the blanks with something you are always totally uninterested in seeing when you had just been sleeping)

Why train conductors insist on acting as if we still live in a time when the words ALL ABOARD are exciting and still talk in the same voice that conductors used in the 1940s. Look, taking the train sucks and most likely I'm not excited about where I'm going for this NJ Transit train certainly isn't taking me anywhere exciting, like across the country to California, which even still isn't that exciting, but would be more exciting than where this train is taking me.

Why there's never enough room on the 4 or 5 train. Why the MTA won't run more trains. Why the east side only has one train line.

Why one or both of the only two escalators in all of Grand Central are always out of commission, and more so, why everyone acts so annoyed. Yes, this escalator has now become stairs...you now have to use your legs, sorry for the inconvenience.

Why people think that pushing you to get to said escalators turned stairs makes them get there faster.

Why instead of replacing the locks to the building, my landlord tries to put on a quick fix day after day and yet, it continues to break (how shocking) and locks us INSIDE our own building.

How the department of sanitation has nothing better to do with their time, like I don't know, clean up this filthy city and collect trash, rather than root through trash left on the curb and ticket offenders, when, said offenders have no where else to store their trash other than on the curb because that same landlord who can't fix the locks right the first time also doesn't provide us anywhere to store the trash besides...on the curb.