Random girl behind me in the never-ending line: "That would be so awesome if Colbert actually got elected president, he is running."
Trendy girl in front of her: "Yeah, I mean you can't really know any less about politics than our current president."
Gay bookstore sales guy giggling and jumping up-and-down on his chair: "Oh my God that was so totally perfect, thank you!!!"
Trendy girl [in her head] I was serious, you can't!
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