While walking past a beautiful church that nobody knew the name of:
ME: Holy shit, are those punching fists at the top of that church?
AD: Um no...those are gargoyles.
While walking home from the grocery store:
AD: I can't wait to get home and and crack my hip.
ME: [doubled over laughing] I thought you said I can't wait to go home and crap in my bed!
While talking to my mom on the phone:
ME: Everyday I have a pain au chocolat for breakfast, they are so yummy.
MOM: You ate a pound of chocolate for breakfast? (This coming from a woman who takes French lessons every week)
While witnessing a protest from the roof of the Pompidou:
CD: They're probably freeing Tibet again!
While discussing the war late one night:
CD: Oh...you were talking about Iraq; no wonder I fell asleep.
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