Monday, May 19, 2008

Reasonable Exceptions

It's almost June though if you live in the 212 you know it feels more like February or March. Mother nature is clearly either lost or too busy playing havoc with the rest of the world to care about NYC. Waiting for spring/summer to arrive and stay is one of the worst things about living in the Northeast, I think. Traffic comes in a close second but I think the weather easily takes the first place trophy. Since I can't have the kind of weather I want (today, tomorrow or any time this week from the looks of my weather.com widget) here is a list of things I will accept instead:

- My boss allowing me put 'master of the universe' or 'wizard in training' on my business card
- A business-first class ticket to Argentina
- A giant pineapple sliced in perfect circles. Perfect.
- A magic wand or the ability to teleport. Or both.
- A €3 bottle of wine from the Monoprix in Paris
- An empty white sandy beach, clear blue water and a red stripped beach towel (and SPF 28)
- An unopened box of the original Crayola™ 48
- A darkroom in my basement, a basement in my building
- Trademark approval for the company I'm [thinking about] launching this fall

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