Right Before I Fainted

Things that while may seem out of bit out of context, I never thought I'd hear myself say but have found myself saying. Out loud. In real conversations.

• I'm trying to be more careful about what I buy due to the food shortage.
  
• We're actually starting to feel the effects of the recession.
• I'm tired of the hustle. There's just too many people in Manhattan!
  
• I think we're actually headed for a depression.
• $1500 [for rent] isn't that much when you think about it. (YES! IT IS!)
  
• I'm going for a run tonight and I'm actually kind of nervous about it. What if I can't finish 4 miles?
  
• I won't move within Manhattan again; it's gotten too expensive. It's absurd, really. (Note: it's always been expensive! It didn't just suddenly GET expensive.)
  
• I just can't spend that kind of money right now, especially with the recession.
  
• We'll have to wait and see how that affects my 401K.
• I'm opening an ING direct savings account; their interest rates are unbeatable.
  
• You should be going out every weekend and doing car bombs; not thinking about your career (okay maybe that one isn't so strange)
  
• I can't believe yogurt has gone up 28% (I can't believe I noticed/calculated.)
  
• I just paid $1.25 for this orange.
  
• I ready to move to Brooklyn. Or Chicago.