Rule #1

During my daily pilgrimage to my deli to purchase my $10 chopped salad, this woman was being so rude to my "salad man" Steven, that it took everything in my arsenal to not break out my umbrella from my purse and spear her with it.

Woman: What kind of dressing is this?
Steven: Ginger
Woman asking again with a slightly more rude tone: What kind of dressing is this?
Steven: Ginger!
Woman asking yet again with an even more rude tone: What kind of dressing is this, I didn't hear you?
Steven: GINGER!
Me sensing Steven's annoyance: It's ginger!
...
Then I looked over at her and realized she still had her iPod headphones in her ears. Yes hello, this is the manners police: remove your freaking headphones when placing an order.